I ‪#‎chooseUberMY‬ because I don’t have to put up with things like:

“Situ tada pigi, itu tanya teksi belakang punya.”
“Eh duit kecik takde ke.”
“Tambah dua hinggit boleh dik, kat sana jem la.”
“Ni nak ikut LDP ke BBQ?” (How do I know, I’m not the cabbie!)

…and many other bollocks including rude cabbies, reckless cabbies, sexually (verbally) assaulting cabbies, gangs of cabbies in Kelana Jaya refusing to use meters, etc.

Instead, with Uber, I only need to tell the driver my street address and he will send me home, safe and sound. With no extra midnight charges.

A memoranda

Sometimes you bend yourself to the environment, to fit in. To get through life with least resistance, so you can go about your daily tasks.

Sometimes you compromise, because you don’t want to be that hard-headed, opinionated prick that keeps shoving beliefs down everyone’s throat.

But I don’t wanna compromise anymore, I don’t wanna be yet another agent of sexism. I don’t want to add to the amount of bullshits that women have to face every single day at work, at school, when they are walking down the street.

I won’t use terms such as ‘bitch’ and ‘frape’ because they are insulting, derogatory, even desensitizing an otherwise a very serious issue. I won’t make a “that’s what she said joke” because it just cheapens everything, and come on, you could do with a better sense of humor.

I won’t reduce any individual that I see on first sight to their physical proportions and abilities to perform in bed.

You can’t imagine how it feels like to be a woman. I know I can’t. Having to conform to a certain image that society expects them to be. Being prosecuted for holding on to their beliefs. Every single minute of the day.

So this is a memoranda to myself. If you are a friend and you catch me violating what I promises, please do give me a good slap in the face, thank you very much.

Every person

Every person is a collection of stories. Where they come from, their upbringing, what they’ve been through. Each with their own routines, hobbies, best friends, hopes, and fears. If you could only see a human being inside, you’ll find something beautiful. Then there would be no hate.

Favorite books

I was tagged by dearest Syakirin and Becca to list the books that have profound impact in my life. So here we go:

1. On Writing Well, William Zinsser.

Much of how I write today, I owe it to this man. The essence of non-fiction writing is rewriting, it is more about letting go of the words rather than adding more in, all without losing your voice.

I still have a long way to achieve that, as such I will always remember the words of Thoreau, “Simplify, simplify, simplify.”

2. Masters of Doom, David Kushner.

I read this book three times when I first bought it. It tells the story about John Carmack and John Romero when they first teamed up to create Doom, a video game that revolutionized the industry for years to come. It is a tale of passion, friendship, betrayal, and a portion of a lifetime spent on tabletop RPG.

And I tell ya, Kushner’s storytelling is just superb. Even the technical bits is explained masterfully, I came to appreciate how important gaming is to push the boundaries of technological advancements.

3. How To Talk To Anyone, Leil Lowndes.

I was socially awkward as a kid (okay I still am), but I did crave for that love and attention. I needed to talk to people. BAM, enter How To Talk To Anyone, the chick-flick version of How To Win Friends And Influence People.

Most of the techniques explained are corny and don’t even make sense, but that doesn’t matter as much because Lowndes is just hilarious and charming.

4. Do Tampons Take Your Virginity?, Marie Simas

I bought this memoir on Amazon merely to test online shopping, yet it turned out to be one of my best purchase ever. The humor is as crude as it is genuine, and by the end I just felt glad that I’ve met this woman in all her stories.

5. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho

Although I’m extremely disappointed by how self-absorbed the author is in his later works, I make an exception for The Alchemist. So many life lessons packed into one little novel. It actually moved me to apply for my first passport, such strong CTA.


I’ll stop at 5 for now. Consider yourself tagged!


Uber solves a few problems:

1) They empower more people to serve the community. A driver doesn’t have to pay for car rent or gas money.

2) Drivers are commissioned by the amount of rounds they make, not by distance. So they are less likely to cheat customers by using a longer route.

3) You only specify your destination once you are in the car, and the driver is OBLIGATED to send you wherever it would be. Even MyTeksi couldn’t solve this problem because some drivers tend to be picky.

4) All drivers belong to Uber, so there’s only one entity responsible when shit goes down. Even with MyTeksi and their filtered drivers, I still got shady characters, occasionally. Once I was sent to Seksyen 15 instead of SS15, and MyTeksi while sympathetic, didn’t provide any refunds.

5) Credit/debit card system. This is obvious. I don’t need to argue with drivers that don’t have change.

All these accusations on Uber are things that can be solved. They don’t pay for insurance and license? Then make them, simple as that.

Businesses, stop being such a whiny little brat, being threatened just because you don’t keep up with the innovation. Seriously, get on with the times.

Swiveling chair

I have a swiveling chair at work.

Every time I swivel to the back, there’ll be the designers and their Photoshop screens, performing some sort of maneuvers akin to NASA mission control center in the movies.

Then I swivel to the front, there’ll be the writers with their distinct personas: the grammar Nazi, the idea bank, the down-to-earth leader, and my dearest fellow juniors.

I do love my swiveling chair. More so, my team.

Small choices and sacrifices

Do things that make you happy, they say.

But there’s the short-term happiness: the gaming marathon, the late night social hangouts. There’s also the long-term ones: creating something, being better at your craft. One time too many I choose the former because it’s comfortable. Because I give myself excuses that I would start tomorrow, for real this time around. But tomorrow never comes.

I’m not asking myself to bleed or to be unreasonable. I’m done with being on either side of extremes, wishfully thinking that I could turn myself 180 degrees and succeed overnight. No, it doesn’t work that way.

I’m asking myself to make small choices and sacrifices. Linger a little longer before I leave the office. Write one hundred and some words before I go to bed. Incremental change, hey.



Listening to the usual big-picture talk by my leader reminds me of how oceanic it is, the knowledge and experience gap between me and him. It will take years if not decades for me to even comprehend half of what he is saying.

I feel like I have wasted 6 years wandering around. I feel like I’m a little bit old to just get started. Especially when surrounded by friends making headlines, being successful.

But what is success? Who defines success? As awed I am of what they do, it is important to remember that they have their own unique interpretation of success. As do everybody else.

Make sure the dreams you are chasing, are truly your own.

I want to create. I want to learn. I want to make human connection. I want to be like the everyday women and men in my life. As determined as Joanne, as humble as Nguyen, as free-spirited as Michelle.

At least for the first time in 6 years, I feel like I am in the right environment to do so. My heart tells me that this is the right place.

I couldn’t be luckier now that I am surrounded by leaders and comrades whose wisdom are way beyond me. For as long as there is something to learn, there is still a reason to get up in the morning.


Last night, a car swirled and flipped in front of my eyes, not 10 meters from where I was waiting for bus.

The driver could have been drunk or sleepy. Or just plainly made a mistake. But it didn’t help that the road was pitch black, barely any street lights functioning. Construction work nearby made every roads narrower.

When these kind of irresponsible city planning happens, you know who get it the worst? No it’s not you driving Ford Fiesta stuck in morning traffic. It’s not the hobby cyclists lobbying for a safer path along Taman Tun. It’s not Taylor’s students with their selfie stick sipping on 10 ringgit skinny latte.

It’s the pedestrians. The real cyclist. Immigrants and blue collared workers. Students from middle-class families. These people are too busy struggling for a living that they don’t have time to complain. They don’t have a voice. These are the unrepresented.

Every day I see these people crossing the streets to IKEA hazardously. Gambling their lives in between moving vehicles.

Unless today is Labour Day and there’s some fancy big-budgeted campaign going on, chances are no one is going to give two flying chipmunks about these people.

And things still wouldn’t change for the next 5, 10 years.

I exchanged all USDs at the airport (Hanoi, 2011)

As with a lot of life-changing decisions in my life, my first time traveling out of the country was done on an impulse. I was 22.

“I’m going to Hanoi, wanna come?” Mich asked.

It could have been just a joke or a passing remark. Just like how your Australian colleague greeted you in the morning saying “how are you” with a big grin on the face and nothing behind the eyes. It was like that. But since it was Mich who said so, which at that point was The Most Important Person in My Life, of course I took it seriously. I wanted to. There was an Arabic saying that went “You never really know a sister until you have travelled with her”. I wanted to know more of her. And I did. A little bit too much unfortunately.

“Do your research!” she said and I obeyed. I skimmed through the Wikipedia page on Vietnam four times. That was more than I ever studied for Operating System papers. On the night before the flight, I fell sick. My body temperature rose, liquid oozed out of my nose, my head was squeezed by an imaginary wrench. Yet I went ahead with the flight. I wasn’t going to waive my RM600 tickets, no sir.

The plan was to regroup with Mich and her friends in Hanoi, so I took the flight alone. It was my first time on a plane, on a window seat no less. As I soared above the sky, I couldn’t help but think how lucky I was to be born in this century. Where flying was such a commonplace that a middle-class, white-collared worker like me could afford it. If I were born just a generation earlier, I might not even have a chance to get out of Pahang.

I was grateful, just to be alive.

As the clouds ran through the wings, so did tears rolled down to my chin. Partially, because I wished she could be there next to me.

The transit

Touched down in Saigon. I visited a nearby mall for a meal. Everyone was speaking Vietnamese, and I couldn’t really wrap the currency exchange around my head. How much was too much? Did I really look out of place? There was a Malaysian couple shopping for handbags, I didn’t want to be associated with them! I was a backpacker not a tourist!

Surrounded by Mongolian-descendant locals, it was odd to see all the advertisements featuring tall and slender Caucasians. Hello globalisation. But then again, Kuala Lumpur looked exactly the same. Uh-huh.

My exchange flight to Hanoi was delayed for 5 hours, so there was nothing much I could do but sat in the airport in front of the telly. It was a Hollywood movie dubbed in Vietnamese, but only with one male voice. That’s right, the entire cast – men and women, young and old – was dubbed by one monotonous male voice. It sounded weirder when they switched to a cartoon show. I stopped watching when it was time for a Hindi soap opera.

But I was a child of the summer

Early morning in Hanoi airport was cold. So I put on an extra layer of shirt. Still cold. I put on another. Until I ended up wearing the entire wardrobe on my back – 5 tees and a hoodie – yet I was still freezing.

The dawn broke, I grabbed a cab with an address of the backpacker’s hostel that Mich was heading towards. The cab dropped me off in front of a different hotel because he didn’t know how to get there. He could have ripped me off for all I care, but I was too cold and hungry to give a damn. I checked in anyway, bought two pieces of bread and ate them under the hot shower.

I came out of the shower a different man, ready to take on Hanoi. I hired a bike without a clue how I was supposed to find my fellow country mates. Yet somehow, I did. By fate or pure luck, I stumbled upon Mich and the rest of the gang crowding a back alley. I jumped off of the bike and ran to catch up with them. I was never going to be alone again.

Or so I thought. Until Mich found out that I have exchanged all of her USDs to local Vietnamese currency.

I exchanged all USDs at the airport

Back in Saigon airport, I was too panicked to distribute all the cash in my hand before exchanging it. Apparently, this was a dumb move as: 1) exchange rate in airports sucked 2) you could actually use USD in Vietnam.

“Why did you changed all of MY money? We are not even married yet!” She was furious and I kept quiet. When a woman was furious, keeping quiet was the right thing to do. I learned that by living with mom.

And quiet I was, throughout the rest of that one-week trip. I didn’t know the rest of the gang much. Mich was my only close friend. So it sucked not having anyone to talk to, to ask questions, to make jokes. They did have fun with each other, but I just sat there like a chump. My emotional switch had been turned off, there was no way of turning it back on. It wasn’t fair for me to be scolded that way. But I got to stay cool, it was my first time travelling and I shouldn’t let anything fuck it up. But she didn’t have to do that. But I got to carry on. Stop. Stop thinking Khairul. Please don’t cry. Please don’t cry.

City of warmth

I turned into a true-blue introvert. But it wasn’t as bad because I was too preoccupied with the city of Hanoi. The cold weather was a good thing as it reminded me that I was in someplace else, hundreds of miles away from home. It made me feel grateful every time, to have been blessed with such opportunity.

Despite the 10 degrees temperature, all I saw were human warmth. Hanoi was a city packed with people. On one corner there were streams of working adults rushing to get to someplace. On another corner there were little girls braiding each other’s hair , young men peeling sunflower seeds while drinking tea. The roads were spilling with motorbikes who would go out of their way to avoid pedestrians. I even bumped into one as I walked mindlessly, mesmerized by the city’s fullness of life.

It is worth nothing that Hanoi were full of pretty girls in their winter attire. One girl in particular left a mark in our hearts. She had long black wavy hair, sporting a red jacket. She was carrying her bike as she walked away, leaving us in awe. We might never know her name, but she would always be the girl with long black wavy hair, sporting a red jacket.

Food were in abundance too. Every few steps we would come upon a food stall, food stand, or simply a big pot surrounded by bowls and stools.

The shopkeepers were unforgiving, probably the worst in all Southeast Asia. Every time we tried to bargain, no matter how little, they would display such expression of shock like somebody has just died. Good thing none of us were much of a shopper. I got for myself a winter jacket. For tours and guides, we were lucky to have the ever-kiasu Mich to make sure we wouldn’t be conned too badly.

Sapa village

We took a 6-hour night train to get to Sapa village. A compartment could only hold four beds, so I moved to the next one, leaving the rest of the group. It wouldn’t make a difference if I was with them anyway. As I was shivering throughout the night, a local covered me up with a blanket that was stolen from my bed.

We arrived at the station and Mich got me a legging. Good God, who knew this piece of women wear was so comfortable. I met a cat too, at the station. The cat sat on my lap. He was my only friend throughout the entire Vietnam trip.

Sapa village was way colder than Hanoi, as low as one to two degrees. It was a long walk under the drizzling rain. We were accompanied by a 12-year old tour guide that didn’t talk much, and countless of other tribeswomen who offered their hands for help. The help wasn’t entirely out of free will as they asked us to buy souvenirs afterwards. But that was just the way business worked yo.

We stayed at a homestay and met a cool Dutch couple. We played Monopoly Deal. As usual, Mich was very good at making connection with people, well except the one who mattered. Just kidding. Or was I.

I put two layers of blanket and slept with my jacket on, and woke up with a sore back because they were too heavy.

We resumed our walk the morning after. Passed by mountains, pig farms, and paddy fields. Children ran without pants or shoes on. Before we boarded the train back to Hanoi, I gave my copy of The Alchemist to our 12-year old tour guide. The book inspired me to apply for my very first passport, and I hoped it would do her the same.

Saying goodbye

We were back in Hanoi, and we had KFC. KFC in Hanoi tasted like any other KFC. Then it was time for us to go home. I took a separate flight back, stopping at Saigon before arriving in Kuala Lumpur.

In retrospect, I was glad that the trip happened. Hanoi wasn’t exactly the first thing on everyone’s mind when they think of Southeast Asia, but it was my first destination. It would always hold a special place in my heart.

I was glad I took that trip with Mich. It added to our collection of shared experiences. But even without it, things would have stayed the same. We had always been close, and would continue to be. All these strong feelings I had in the past, would eventually simmer down in few years, if not months. These infatuation, these limerence. With anyone at all. I had always been too quick to give my heart away. But it would eventually fall out. In the end, nothing mattered. Nothing at all.

That moment when I was on the plane, touching clouds for the first time? I had it all to myself. It was my moment, and my moment alone.